The Great Job Interview

A man was being interviewed for a job.
Boss: "Were you in the service?" ask the interviewer.
Candidate: "Yes, I was a marine," responded the applicant.

Boss: "Did you see any active duty?"
Candidate: "I was in Iraq for 2 years and I have a partial disability."

Boss: "May I ask what happened?"
Candidate: "Well, I had a grenade go off between my legs and I lost both testicles."

Boss: "You're hired. You can start Monday at 10 am."
Candidate: "When does everyone else start? I don't want any preferential treatment because of my disability."

Boss: "Everyone else starts at 7 am but I might as well be honest with you. Nothing gets done between 7 and 10. We just sit around scratching our balls trying to decide what to do first." :)