Difference in between parashoot and condom?

If parashoot breaks man goes away from world AND if condom breaks man comes to world.

Lady Traffic Police Officer

A man married a Lady Traffic Police officer. Friend, How was your first night?

Man, She charged Rs.100 from me for overspeeding, rs.200 for wrong side entry, rs.500 for no helmet.

Who is the Best goalkeeper

Do u know Who is the best goalkeeper in this world ?
ANSWER: WOMEN, no matter how much and which way u fuck her, your balls will never go in.

How can a comdom help?

A policemen arrested a prostitute Gal: I'm a saleswoman not prostitute.

Police: What r u selling.
Gal:I"m selling condoms & offering a FREE DEMO

How can a prostitute been raped

A prostitute goes to a Bank to deposit a 1000 rupee note. The teller says,'Sorry Madam, the note is a fake. ''Oh my God! exclaimed the prosstitute, 'I have been raped.

Difference between Man and Rat

Q1: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new HOLES.

Q2: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad, then it is biology. When the
baby looks like neighbour, then it is sociology.

Perfact Size of penis

Bio teacher: Girls, the size of a penis should be 6 inches for successful penetration.
Girl: Mam, how about 9 inches?
Teacher: I was talking of necessity not luxury

What comes after 69 ?

Teacher asks girl, "What comes after 69?"
Girl replies, "You rinse out your mouth and wash off your face!"

Cycle Vs Car

Santa goes to a bar in London for a couple of drinks. As he is sitting alone and drinking, he notices a sexy woman sitting in a corner, alone and staring at him. At first he tries to ignore her, but the sight of her huge boobs is still rolling in his mind and he looks at her again. Now the woman smiles back at him and Santa gets very excited.

He gulps down a couple of neats and gathering courage goes upto her and says, "Excuse me...I am Santa from India. Can I sit here and buy you a drink?"

The woman agrees and soon both of them are drinking away like good old friends. Then after everything is through Santa and the lady walk out of the bar. But Santa is in a great mood to screw her.

Again gathering courage and slighty drunk, he asks her, "Eschcuse me, can we have sex tonight, please??"

The lady says, "Well I don t mind, but you see I’m on my menstrual cycle"

"No problem" says Santa "you proceed in your menstrual cycle, I will follow you in my Honda Accord !"

Sardar with Call girl wife

Santa goes into a very exclusive hotel for a night with a call girl and asks for a room. The manager immediately recognized them for what they are but could not throw them out, instead he decided to be clever.

In the morning Santa and the girl came to settle the bill and were surprised to find the amount to be over $3000.

"How's this? We ve only been here one night!" Santa was annoyed.

"So?", said the manager, "this is a very expensive hotel. We have golf courts, tennis course, swimming pools, exercise rooms, bars and restaurants, all this is very expensive to keep up."

"But we didn't use any of these!" explained Santa.

"If you didn't use - that's your problem," came the reply.

"In that case, you owe me $2000. You see, my wife is a call girl who charges $5000 a night, so please settle your bill," said Santa.

"What do you mean?" the manager was taken off guard, "I didn't sleep with your wife!"

"If you didn't use - that's your problem!"

The Glue magic