If parashoot breaks man goes away from world AND if condom breaks man comes to world.
Saturday, June 12, 2010
Lady Traffic Police Officer
A man married a Lady Traffic Police officer. Friend, How was your first night?
Man, She charged Rs.100 from me for overspeeding, rs.200 for wrong side entry, rs.500 for no helmet.
Who is the Best goalkeeper
Do u know Who is the best goalkeeper in this world ?
ANSWER: WOMEN, no matter how much and which way u fuck her, your balls will never go in.
How can a comdom help?
A policemen arrested a prostitute Gal: I'm a saleswoman not prostitute.
Police: What r u selling.
Gal:I"m selling condoms & offering a FREE DEMO
How can a prostitute been raped
A prostitute goes to a Bank to deposit a 1000 rupee note. The teller says,'Sorry Madam, the note is a fake. ''Oh my God! exclaimed the prosstitute, 'I have been raped.
Difference between Man and Rat
Q1: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new HOLES.
Q2: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad, then it is biology. When the
baby looks like neighbour, then it is sociology.
Perfact Size of penis
Bio teacher: Girls, the size of a penis should be 6 inches for successful penetration.
Girl: Mam, how about 9 inches?
Teacher: I was talking of necessity not luxury
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